ATwilightKiss Chats — Straining the Robert Pattinson Pants
What? I was staring where? Really? Oh gosh, babe, sorry. I was, wasn’t I? That’s so rude of me, isn’t it? I’m really sorry, baby.
It’s just that… Your black pants… Those white things on the… Uhm… On the… *whispers* Crotch area.
On one hand, they look like stitches to repair the zipper. Oh, is that what they are, baby? Oh, like the way you sewed your fave vodka shirt?
And, you know what, if you’re the one who did it, it would explain why you didn’t think that the color of the thread would be important, because, everyone knows white would show up against black. Well, almost everyone. Inept yet cute. That’s cute, baby.
But, babe… It raises the question… I mean, uhm… It brings up… Uhm no… Could you expand… Oh dear…
Okay, what I want to ask is, ‘What caused the repairs in the first place?’ Because, the regular place for pants repair would be the intersection, you know, where the four parts come together and are stitched together in the… You know…
So, I just find the location strange. And, I can’t help thinking. It’s sorta provocative, but… Were you, like, excited or stimulated or something?
Hey! Where are we going?
To continue the stimulating conversation in the bedroom? But, you haven’t even answered my question yet!
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
My Tweet I love the double entendre tweet that I thought of. LOL
Is Robert Pattinson getting 2 big 4 his pants?
Thanks Thanks to ROBsessed for the link and heads up re the zipper. To see a bigger version of the image above of Robert Pattinson, please click here.
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August 4th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Oh my goodness I do believe I’m blushing!
Ahhhh…Rob is just so adorkable!!! I just want to hug him and take him home(or whatever else he wants to do)!
August 4th, 2009 at 10:47 am
OMG I’m blushing too!
love love love love love this site
He makes us go crazy…but we love it!
August 4th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
To be honest, Rob is the only guy capable of making me blush. It’s really strange! I’m not a blusher but this right here is..and he makes me incoherent sometimes as well..ahh Rob and his amazing charms! Nice post Lorna!
August 4th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
the converse, aargh seems like he used it for 5 years w/o cleaning it up.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Lorna, u have any news if the Teen Choice Awards 2009 will be aired on studio 23? thanks.
August 4th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Can’t stop blushing
I loved your tweet Lorna,It made me spill coffee all over me when I first saw it on on twitter.I thought…….Umm….might as well keep THAT perticular thought to myself ;p
Did you notice Rob’s shoelaces were a mess? He doesn’t have much patience with buttons and shoelaces,does he?
August 4th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
ei. anyone knows if studio 23 will air the teen choice awards? pls pls. when and what time. thank you.
August 4th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
OHHHH Myyy!!!!!!
I”M BLUSHING!!!
I love ” ‘What caused the repairs in the first place?’ Were you, like, excited or stimulated or something?
Hilarious!!!
Great Post Lorna!!
August 4th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Pr yeah I’m wondering too just like Lorna….why was it repaired! Omg the possibilities!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Oh fuc— I’m crying now… You guys saw that Robert interview?? He says:
Did you have any idea what you were in store for when you signed up for Twilight?
No way. I read the script and I barely even knew that they were books too. The only reason I went to the audition was to see Kristen, because I’d just seen Into The Wild.
Are you saying you had a little bit of a crush on her?
Of course! No, we are just very good friends.
But there have been a lot of rumours about you two…
I know – but honestly, we are just friends.
Full interview: http://www.ok.co.uk/celebnews/view/12712/Robert-Pattinson-talks-to-OK-about-being-Edward-Cullen/
(sniff, sniff) ;/////
August 4th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
hey tata, don’t distress over that article. OK is not a very reliable source (an understatement) so cheer up
it’s a mix of old interviews and some replies doesn’t even sound like him.
August 5th, 2009 at 5:12 am
oh my i cant stop smiling … haha and wondering the same questions …. lol …
August 5th, 2009 at 5:31 am
This post is not originally from here, the ORIGINAL SOURCE post belongs to http://www.robsessedpattionson.com and it is found here: http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/08/blast-from-past-robert-pattinson-at.html, posted by Gozde on Monday Aug 3rd, 04:42:00 PM.
Please give credit where credit is due!
August 5th, 2009 at 5:42 am
Thanks for crediting the source
August 5th, 2009 at 5:57 am
OMG! This picture is adorkable!!! Your article is sooooo funny! I volunteer my seamstress abilities!!! Love this site!
August 5th, 2009 at 6:13 am
Yes, Marystat, I always take great pains in crediting the source of pictures and quotes whenever possible, as you can see at the end of the chat. I posted this while Gozde was debating whether to put the pic on her blog or not. At the time of posting, I credited her tweet and its picture link, which was what was available at the time.
Please note that my blog is based on a Manila Philippines time zone, an Asian location that will show dates and time at an “earlier” period. I am not too sure about the exact time difference between Manila and Turkey, but, approximately, there’s a 12 hour difference between Manila and New York.
Please also note that my post is “original” in the sense that I have taken my own creative slant on the subject — the same subject of pants with stitches and the same picture, but, with totally different approaches that produced different creative outputs.
Thank you for letting us know that Gozde decided that it was was not too perv and posted the pic on ROBsessed. And, you’re welcome.
August 5th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Nuts as ever, I see!
Thanks for all the work you put into this site, by the way. I read all the entries, but I don’t always comment–and I do appreciate that you’re careful and thorough about what you post–that you always have sources to back up what you post. It’s nice. It’s better than that, actually.
I will always blame my Robsten fascination on ATK and Evil El.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Thanks for taking note, Unhinged. I really appreciate it.
And, yes, who can forget your first words to me via email? I related them to Chi and she still gets into a giggling fit whenever she remembers while we’re having coffee together. 
And, ladies, I didn’t mean to release a flood of blushes… Now, you must all look like Bella… Dearly wishing that there’s no vampire around to be tempted by all that pink haze…