ATwilightKiss Chats — Smelling Robert Pattinson
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Oh wow, baby, did you just arrive from your workout? Oohh… You’re really getting ripped. I can feel your biceps are really getting bigger. Uhm-uhm… And your chest muscles… They’re just so…
And, you smell sssoooooo good. What is it? You’re not wearing any cologne or anything? Must be your sweat or something…
Uhm, I don’t know what’s happening. I just feel this strong urge to nibble on you. Can I just nip and bite you all over? Starting from your neck… Down to your chest… Down to…
The bedroom? I can’t wait that long! Right here is good enough, baby!
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
The Controversial Experiment This cheeky post is based on a scientific study. Scientific American gives the details of a controversial experiment that suggests male sweat may induce sexual arousal in heterosexual women.
“One of these chemicals—androstadienone, which is found in male sweat and semen—may help put women in the mood.
“In 2007 neuroscientists Claire Wyart of the University of California, Berkeley, and Noam Sobel, now at the Weizmann Institute of Science in Israel, reported that the smell of androstadienone was more likely to improve mood and increase sexual arousal in 21 heterosexual women. Androstadienone also boosted levels of cortisol, a stress hormone, in the women’s saliva.
“It’s the first report to my knowledge showing that smelling a specific component of male sweat was inducing significant changes in the hormonal balance of women,” Wyart says.
Although a substantial amount of people in the scientific community do not believe in the validity of this experiment, I just thought it would be funny to be a proponent of said experiment, thus, resulting in an imaginary rabid encounter with the Twilight hottie.
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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May 18th, 2009 at 6:43 am
“It’s the first report to my knowledge showing that smelling a specific component of male sweat was inducing significant changes in the hormonal balance of women,” – Agree, absolutely.
The girls I know, my friends like, if the boy has delicious scent, but I think, if you are in love with somebody, and sometimes he/she doesn’t have delicious smell (for.example: did some kind of sports, etc…)… it doesn’t disturb you. But this is my opinion.
May 18th, 2009 at 9:41 am
OK I want to scream now!
You’re getting me all hot and bothered and my SO is not home.
Alright I want to see a pic of Rob with the ripping muscles, can someone post one please? Pretty please? I’m sure you can tell thru his clothes?