ATwilightKiss Chats — Sitting on the Lap of Robert “Santa Claus” Pattinson
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Photo: Bruce Weber
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A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Babe, please humor me. C’mon, wear the Santa Claus hat. Please. There you go. See, it’s not that bad. Will you drop the pout? You’re gonna look like Scrooge. Now stay still. I’ll just sit on your lap and pretend that you’re Santa Claus.
I can’t stop wriggling! I’m trying to get comfy here. I have a long list. What do you mean something else is getting long? I’m the one making wishes here! Not— Oww! What’s that?!? Oh! Oh… Oooohh…
Uhm, Santa, I’ve been a very naughty girl this year. As in very bad. Can I show you how naughty I’ve been? 
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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December 3rd, 2009 at 4:57 am
heehee…love it!
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:15 am
All I want for Christmas is Rob! Lol that’s all I’m asking
(Or if Kristen doesn’t wanna share then Edward Cullen’s fine 
)
*Lol if that’s too much to ask then I’ll settle for a picture of Rob and Kristen kissing (not in character) or just a confirmation of their relationship
Hot hot hot Lorna! You’re giving me naughty ideas for Xmas!
December 3rd, 2009 at 8:52 am
wow love it! very naughty!
i’v been veryyy naughty i need a spanky spanky from Rob- uh i mean “santa” hahaha have a very naughty sexy christmas! hahaha
December 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 am
The mention of getting on Rob’s lap reminded me of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diF3uebcc00
“If you’re horny lets do it
Ride it my pony
My saddle’s waiting
Come and jump on it”
Ohhhhhh snap.
December 3rd, 2009 at 11:35 am
Can’t wait to see KStew’s new movie “Welcome to the Rileys” here are the photos:
http://www.hitfix.com/galleries/2009-12-2-sundance-2010-kristen-stewart-in-the-dark-welcome-to-the-rileys?page=1
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Hawt, Lorna, hawt…. *drooling*… lol!
thanks!