ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson with Naughty Phone Talk
WARNING: Reading this might partially ruin your Remember Me experience of this particular phone scene in the film.
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Hey, babe, did I catch you at a bad time? Oh, you’re about to shoot a scene. How about you call me back later? Uhm, you’re so sweet, babe. Of course, we can talk for a while.
You sound a little bit tense though. Want me to relax you? Uh-huh. I’ll massage you with my sexy voice.
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Remember that pair of jeans that has a tear at the knee? The one that you wore when we were at that Italian resto? Well, I noticed that there was a new hole in those jeans. Where? On the left side pocket. You know what I was thinking the whole time?
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I wondered what would happen if I caressed you through that little bit of patch of threads that are remaining. Would you feel it? And then, I’ll lightly scratch you in between the threads with my nail, denting your skin with sharp little digs that leave marks.
Then I’ll start worming my finger into that hole — slowly and insistently. I’ll request you to stretch your legs under the table so that I cam slide my finger in further. And I’ll…
Hey, you’re laughing! Great! Feeling more relaxed now?
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What do you mean you have to punish me for teasing you? Uhm… Promise? See you tonight, babe. 
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Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
I Warned You If you succumb to the giggles when you watch this scene in Remember Me, because, you remembered this naughty chat, please don’t say I didn’t warn you.
In the next ATwilightKiss Chat, Rob proves he is a man of his word. That one will make a huge departure from the usual chat style of this category and become more of a diary entry style.
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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July 22nd, 2009 at 5:20 am
Mmmm, phone bang. He didn’t even finish and he’s got me drooling in my pants.
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:28 am
This is great!
Every time I see jeans like that I think of Rob.
“Then I’ll start worming my finger into that hole — slowly and insistently.” This is my favorite part!
July 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 am
This is awesome!
”I’ll massage you with my sexy voice.”
LOVE IT!
July 22nd, 2009 at 7:54 am
Bring on the punishment!
July 22nd, 2009 at 7:57 am
“What do you mean you have to punish me for teasing you? Uhm… Promise? See you tonight, babe.”
Yeah!!! He can punish me tonight… or whenever he wants
I LOVE your chats, Lorna!! This one really made my day!!
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:43 am
uhm i am quite visual and do have a stubborn memory for stuff like this…so lorna i swear there’s a 99% probability of me LOLing on that scene and humiliating myself..and you’re gonna pay LOL
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:18 am
Yay, bring in the shackles!
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 am
I’ve been bad today,Rob…PUNISH AWAY!!! LOLZ! JK!
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:27 am
I just can’t stop smiling
punish me rob!
July 22nd, 2009 at 11:40 am
http://www.teenchoiceawards.com/vote-movies.php
hey guys sign up and vote everything that involves Twilight…You if your fan of Robert you should!
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:08 pm
*said in a deep and sonorous voice* Be careful of what you wish for… Evil El is at work… *evil laughter*
July 22nd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
ahhh rob you can punish me ANY time
July 22nd, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Naughty naughty! Lol and I was imagining the whole time that Rob was talking to Kristen. I’m very unimaginative
And about the punishment..You can punish me ANYTIME Rob ;D Anyways, this is great Lorna! Keep ‘em coming 
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I just happened upon your site the other day by chance or fate what have you, and I must wholly praise and commend you on what you’re doing here. However silly it may seem to those outside the mass little circle of ‘Twilighters’ I am proud to call myself one of them. I haven’t read everything you’ve written so far, but what I have is amazing. The way you write is wonderfully and excruciatingly well worded and paints quite the picture. Keep up the great writing it’s very intriguing.
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Welcome to ATK, Ciara! And, thank you for being so generous with the kind words!