ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson the Handyman
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A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Ooohh babe… Isn’t that Kellan Lutz, your co-star in Twilight? Wow, he looks great! All that fight training you guys have been doing for Eclipse has filled out his muscles!
Gosh, what is Kellan doing? Oh, he’s fixing that tire! That is so wow! Cute, hunky, and useful too! He is so yummy! The sweat, the muscles and the handyman effect…
Hmm, is there anything that needs fixing around here? Maybe we can invite him over. And then, he’ll get sweaty and dirty and, of course, we have to be polite. I have to insist. Oh, I mean we have to insist that he can freshen up by taking a shower in the bathroom. Oh, oh, oh!
Rob, baby, you look fine… I didn’t realize you had a tank top somewhere in your closet! Huh? Who’s Kellan? 
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Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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August 26th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
made me LOL. you are very skilled at writing,
August 26th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Lol love the last line…”Huh? Who’s Kellan?:D”
They both look hot though..can’t choose between them in these photos! And great chat Lorna! Love it!
August 26th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Ally and Lala, thanks so much!
August 26th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Oolala! Kellan who? I chose Robert!
Btw here we call that tank top “wife beater.”
August 27th, 2009 at 12:16 am
Oh, wow… who’s Kellan is very accurate, lol
Doesn’t matter if R-Pattz is fully dressed, I’ll choose him anyway
August 27th, 2009 at 8:49 am
Even tho they are both super sexy, I would definetly chose Rob no matter what!!!!
BTW, great chat lorna especially the, “Huh?Who Kellan?” had me LMAO!!!!!! Ur awesome!!
August 28th, 2009 at 4:52 am
LOVE IT!! really great chat with rob