ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson Sparkles in the Dark
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WARNING: You may find the subject matter of this post offensive. Please use your own discretion.
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
It’s here! The package I ordered is here! Babe, can you please play the guitar later? Please! Please! I need you! Where are we going? To the bedroom!
What am I doing? It’s afternoon so we have to put the blinds down so it’s a little bit dark. *pulls the blinds’ strings* Come on! Faster! Come down already! There!
Off with the hoodie and shorts! Now! Quick! Come here and kiss me! Uhm… Baby, I just love how you get excited so fast… Kiss me again… Mmm-mm… Are you ready? Can I put it on you this time? This one’s sorta special.
Wait. Babe, wait. Can we stop for a while? It’s sorta not working. It’s supposed to do something. Oh babe, you know how I love it when you do that. But wait. I just need to read the box. Wait. Yeah, babe, just like that. Ohhh… Wait for just two seconds! Promise! I just need to turn off the lights! *turns off the light switch*
*squeals* OMG! It really does glow! And it sparkles! Wait, babe. I wanna see it. Just for a little while longer… *giggles* Not that it’s not pretty long already… Oh babe, it’s so…dazzling! A little Twilight humor there! Oohhh… You’re gonna punish me for teasing you? Bring on the sparkles, babe! I’m ready to glow! 
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Thanks This post was inspired by the comments of the Robsten Lovers readers and ATK reader Lala
Haha! Can’t stop laughing! I had no idea what was going on so I clicked the link and saw the BC named Twilight! Lmao. It could work though..stop teen pregz, I mean. Next there will be a Twilight condom that sparkles! Lol I thought about this before I read the comments there so it’s not only me who had this idea!
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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September 27th, 2009 at 4:56 am
Lorna… this is really really really naughty! and I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing..
anyway good work as always 
September 27th, 2009 at 5:41 am
Lorna, I always love your ‘chats’ gets me through the days!!! since it has been about a month from any legit Robsten sighting! just think….less than two months to go till the NM premier!!!!!!
September 27th, 2009 at 6:58 am
MadameCullen, thanks! Laughing non-stop is always a great reaction…
Melissa In Missouri, thank you too! And, may I ask, what’s your definition of a legit Robsten sighting? I thought the Robsten bubble moments on the Eclipse set were pretty great.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:47 am
oh god. i shouldnt be readin this!! im only a preteen!!
September 27th, 2009 at 9:18 am
so naughty, looove it haha
it will be great if twilight
condoms sparkle
September 27th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Lmao Lorna! You truly are amazing! Trust me, maybe next month there will be one! Lol anyways, has anyone seen Bella knitting while Edward is driving? Lol well take a look at the link below
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/09/bella-knits-while-robert-pattinson.html
have fun everyone!
September 27th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Sorry guys but after I read the comments on the link, it might be possible that ‘Bella’ is not knitting but Kristen. It’s probably her new hobby. How cute is that? Lol my girl crush of Kristen is stronger than ever! Knitting makes you feel relax so it’s good for her.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Im ready to glow……!
September 27th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Omg, you are naughty. I want one of those!
Might be a good birthday gift for DH!
September 27th, 2009 at 11:15 am
is the picture real???
September 27th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
twilightrulez21, please avoid reading any of the chats if you’re a preteen. Thank you for understanding.
Jime, they must sparkle! They must!
Lala, if Kristen is learning how to knit, maybe her first project is a beanie for Rob.
Ana Lisbeth, go girl!
Isabel, knowing your DH, he will accommodate you whenever possible.
loil. yes, that’s a real picture of Rob on the rooftops of NYC during the filming of Remember Me.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Lorna- to me something off of the set definately is legit… As we have already learned, they are both method actors… So anything we see on set can be attributed to filming….. I am a wishful thinker and I want to believe in Robsten…. but my hopes are dwindling daily
(I kind of feel like we should start clapping, really loudly– a la Peter Pan and tinkerbell)