ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson Seduces in French
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A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
I am totally mad at you, okay? There is absolutely nothing you can say to make me forgive you! Nothing!
What the heck are you whispering in my ear? I feel weird or something. What are you saying? Are you reciting some mumbo jumbo that you learned from Harry Potter? I know you’re not really a wizard! But, maybe you picked up some magical phrases or something while you were shooting.
Well, if it’s not magic, then what is it? I feel funny when you say those words. Sorta mushy and soft. What?!? You can’t speak French to me! That is such an underhanded thing to do! Isn’t it called, like, the language of love or something? No fair!
So, how do you say, ‘Kiss me. Really hard, please…’ 
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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September 3rd, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Embrasse moi tres fort!!…..
September 4th, 2009 at 5:14 am
“Embrasse moi.Très fort, s’il-vous-plait”im from Montreal and i speak French…I would understand everything he says:)And i now his british accent is seductive but have you seen the Teemix French interview? He’s soo cute when he speaks French and he’s even blushing…;)
September 4th, 2009 at 5:51 am
I can only say it in Spanish : Besame me mucho! I don’t know how to put the accent in the comp. It sounds so romantic in French though. I wish I spoke French.
September 4th, 2009 at 7:15 am
Me likey
lol
September 4th, 2009 at 7:39 am
okay.. why exactly am i mad at him?
September 4th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Laura and missie, merci!
Isabel, I suddenly remembered that I know that phrase too because of the song with that title. LOL
PeaceStacci, that’s great!
Cammie, that’s the beauty of it. Since each one of us can be triggered by something different, you can personalize the situation to suit your temperament. Was it because he didn’t call you the way he said he would? Or, there was no customary kiss goodbye before he left the flat? Or…
September 4th, 2009 at 11:06 am
He could talk to me…any languague he wants…
Love him!
September 5th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Oh, hello everyone and Lorna.
Oh that’s what it means.
Embrasse moi, I know that as a Vanessa Mae’s song title. Very…very beautiful song.
I recently just heard the Twilight Audio Commentaries [:( but not yet part 12, though, anyone has link?]
And I really like how Kristen is so witty-funny and Rob is silly-funny. It sounds as if, Rob would say anything silly just to get Kristen giggles.
R: So, he wears lipstick, had a little bouffant, and does a little circus acts, as well.
K: *giggles* I like how he says ‘bouffant’ with a little accent…
R: ‘Bouffant’? Saying ‘bouffant’? Just that?
K: *cracks a laugh* Ah, that’s very funny.
And there’s that point when CHardwike ask what they were giggling about. LOL.
PS: This reminds me to Josh Groban’s song, which is pretty funny-romantic with the line of: (For you) I’ll dye my hair blond.
http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/josh_groban/hymne_a_lamour-lyrics-199566.html
http://www.lyricstime.com/josh-groban-hymne-a-l-amour-english-lyrics.html
See ya in other comments guys.
Keep it up, Lorna.
September 11th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
In Filipino: Halikan mo ko. : D