ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson in a Wet T-Shirt
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A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Wet. You’re wet. You’re in a wet T-shirt. As in, like, a wet shirt. Like, it’s a wet t-shirt. Plastered to you. Molded to you.
It’s really wet. Super wet. Sexily wet.
Huh? The Rolling Stone shoot’s done? Okay. You’re really wet.
You’re gonna go? Uh-huh. Wet sexy shirt.
What? Hot shower? But you’re already wet. What for?
To get warm. Oh right… But it’s really hot with you in a wet shirt that’s just sticking all over you…
Do I want to see you remove the wet T-shirt? Huh? Because you’re taking a hot shower? What? Hot. Wet. Shirt. Remove.
Oh. Oh. Oh!!! Yeah, babe! I’ll help soap you all over. 
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Since it was so mind boggling, I decided to go with the flow and become partially incoherent.
This must be somewhat how a guy thinks when he sees a girl in a wet T-shirt. Okay, I sympathize more now. Wow, Rob, look at that! You have inadvertently caused a better understanding between the sexes.
And, a naughty part of me is playing with the word wet. LMAO
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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July 9th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Oh .. I think my heart just skipped a beat !
July 9th, 2009 at 8:52 am
I say we need a new Robert Pattinson Diaries….
July 9th, 2009 at 9:20 am
WOOOOO!!!
SEXY, SEXY!
lol =D
July 9th, 2009 at 9:55 am
I almost spilled my tea! Oh my gosh I think I’m gonna faint, Rob please have mercy on us and stop teasing us! Wet is good!
As much as I love seeing that wet shirt cling to your body and showing off every rippling muscle, I would rather you strip it off!
July 9th, 2009 at 10:08 am
I agree with “Obvious”.
July 9th, 2009 at 11:09 am
my eyes were like O_O
July 9th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
LORNA! CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE ABOUT YOUR TAKE ON THE BREAK UP FORM LIFE AND STYLE! I AM REALLY LIKE CRAZED THIS WEEK WITH ROB ND KRISTEN NEWS! IT WOULD BE AWSOEM IF YOU COULD!
July 9th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Uhm, malu, from your all caps I’m thinking you’re really agitated. Before I respond, are you referring to this:
Source: (sent by ATK reader Funwii via twitter)
http://robstenlovers.blogspot.com/2009/07/twilight-split-robert-pattinson-kristen.html
July 9th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
“Wet. You’re wet. You’re in a wet T-shirt. As in, like, a wet shirt. Like, it’s a wet t-shirt. Plastered to you. Molded to you.
It’s really wet. Super wet. Sexily wet.”
Omg! lmfao! Loved it. Mmmm, rob looks SO good in that sexily wet t-shirt *Sigh*
July 9th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Hey Lorna, and everyone…
DOP: Okay, Rob…smile!
Rob: What? Like this *grin*
DOP: Gah! Rob! Look sexy, man! Sexy!
Rob: *it’s cold! you @#%$$!* Okay, like this?
DOP: Good! Great, Rob! Girls are going to get hysterical on this.
Rob: *whatever* Err..what magazine is this for?
DOP: US Weekly, why?
Rob: *Is Kris going to read it? Do I want her to read it?* Err..nothing.
DOP: Director of Photography, photographer, whatever…just thought it’s a short abbrev. LOL.
See ya guys.
Keep it up Lorna.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
M, LOL I can really picture Rob thinking that.
Rob looks like he’s freezing there
July 9th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
”The magazine promises many more details an adds”mmmm,if he’s with Emilie that means he never was with Kristen,don’t think he would dump Kristen if they were actually an item.But where are pics of them?Pics or didn’t happen.R/K haven’t even confirmed that they’re together and now they’re supposedly breaking up.Those are media tactics to make them talk.In my opinion R/K won’t talk,they’re hoping that the Robsten rumors will wear off eventually.
July 9th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
You’re so sexy!
All my love,
Lisa
P.S. I’m making a mug with a picture of you on it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
July 10th, 2009 at 12:07 am
OH.MY.GOD!! simply beautiful! crap, i think my heart has stoped entirely ;]
July 10th, 2009 at 5:53 am
holy crap. i totally just spilled water all over my keyboard. jesus Rob, looking sexy.
July 16th, 2009 at 6:19 am
DAMMNNNNN- he’s frkkin sexyyyyyy
Rob- Just take off the T-shirt, god, you could take off your pants too, I wouldn’t mind
November 27th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
How is this even remotely hot? The guy has no muscle.
January 8th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
i know it`s like uw you no muscle what so ever.taylor lautner on the other hand mmmmmmm