ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson in a Leather Jacket

Jackson Rathbone in Vancouver -  August 2009
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A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

OMG, who is that?!? He is just so darn cute! What?!? NO WAY! No way! Really? You’re kidding! You have just got to be kidding me! No way is that Jackson Rathbone! You mean this Jackson Rathbone? The guy on the far right?

Teen Choice Awards 2009 - Arrivals
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What happened? I mean, I would never have recognized him if you hadn’t told me. I can’t get over it. Hey, but, I’m not complaining!

Uhm-uhm… Take a look at that fantastic smile! And those dimples! Ooohh, I think he has two! Ooohh, two dimples! A smile with two dimples… Ooohh, he’s so cute! Yummy Jackson! And that cool leather jacket… A good boy going bad? You can go bad with me any time, Jackson! Oh, oh, oh!

Rob, baby, it’s your bad boy leather jacket! Oh, you’re putting it on for me? That is SO SWEET! Come here, baby, I need some punishment because I’ve been bad. Very bad… ;)

Robert Pattinson in Dossier Magazine
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Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…

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