ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson Gets Naked for $12M
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A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
*throws herself into his arms* Babe, oh babe… I’m sorry, I…I can’t seem to stop… *hyperventilating* …crying… *howls loudly* Take off… Please… *Rob removes shades and cap* Shirts too… *Rob throws the shirts away* Plus the… *Perplexed Rob pulls the buttons of his jeans*
Just…stand there…please… *cries harder*
*raises her voice* Sure! Take everything off! Because everybody’s going to see it real soon anyway! Every minute detail! Every muscle! Every sinew! Every curve! Every crevice! Everybody’s gonna see the cute dimple on your butt! *wails and collapses on the bed*
What am I talking about? Your nude scene in New Moon! What else? Don’t pretend! Don’t keep it a secret from me any longer!
Whatever gave me that idea? Well, I read that you’re getting paid $12M for New Moon, and, you always said that if you ever got paid that much you’d walk around stark naked! *buries her face in the pillow and cries hysterically*
Which part’s not true? The part that you’re not getting paid $12M or the part that you’re not gonna be naked in New Moon? Both? Really? Really really? Cross your heart?
Oh sorry, baby… I guess I lost my head, huh? But, since you’re in your birthday suit and all, can I please see your dimple? I think it will make me feel better… Uh-huh… 
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
The $12M Pay Check Question Chicago Sun-Times reports that Robert Pattinson is being paid the sum of $12M for doing New Moon.
However, this is an old rumor that The Twilight Saga actor has already debunked personally in an interview with BBC, where he makes it perfectly clear what he’s willing to do for that amount, and, hence, the inspiration for this post.
“If I’m getting paid $12M a movie I’d walk around naked. That’s all nonsense. I don’t know who makes that stuff up. Even the price [of $2M] for the first one was nonsense.”
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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September 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 am
Oh man!!! Id DIE if Rob did a nude scene. I could die a happy girl. Yes, I most certainly could!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:04 am
Haha, we’d all love to see that! However I don’t want to see everything though. I’m still traumatized by that tuck scene in Little Ashes! I’m perfectly happy to see arms, abs and some happy trail. LOL
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:42 am
THE BEST!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:11 am
oh you can see some in “little ashes.”
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:02 am
A nude scene……………
Ah….the happiness….
That would be so awesome!!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:55 am
Lorna you are so funny! LOL
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Isabel, what’s a happy trail? Like a line leading somewhere? What a unique phrase! I love it!
Melissa In Missouri and Ana Lisbeth, how about passing out with a big happy grin on your face…and then awakened with a sloppy kiss?
blahblah, talking about the tuck (like Isabel mentioned) and the midnight swim, eh?
Antonia, my laughter inducing pen at your service… *curtsy*
Thanks, Cammie!
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Love the chats, Lorna… Thanks!!!
Twilight!!!!!!!!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:02 pm
OME! When I read the third paragraph (about the NM nude scene I almost fall from the couch I was sitting on! I swore there wasn’t any nude scene on NM! Lol $12m? That’d be the life. And Rob naked? WOW. It’s wow. Just wow.
September 24th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Hi Lorna! Happy trail is the trail of hair that goes south…down there. Guys usually have it
Kind of starts under the belly button. Hehehehe. Do I need to show you a pic of Rob w/ his happy trail? Lemme look for one and I’ll post it.
September 24th, 2009 at 1:44 am
Oh by the way I looked til my head hit the screen on my computer but I can’t see anything in that “Tuck” scene/photo of Rob. Haha! Poor Rob, he tucked it in.
September 24th, 2009 at 4:49 am
oh phew. thank god he wont cuz my mom wont let me watch the movie!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
OOOOOOHHHH!
TOO BAD!
I DIDNT SEE HIS SEXY HOT BODY