ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson Does the Sexy Fiery Hydrant Dance
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Now, babe, I did NOT say you could NOT dance. Of course, you’ve got the moves that rock my world! You don’t have to prove me wrong, babe. OMG! Rob!
Babe, what are you doing? Rob, please! Sweetie, stop going down on the fire hydrant! The red valves are in between your–OMG! OMG! OMG!
Rob, baby, you’re a sexy dancer! Did you hear me? You’re super hot! Sizzling! As in smoking! I’m going to burn up from your hotness! I’m on fire! Just, please, stop it!
Baby, please, you’re killing me here! What are you doing now? OMG! ROB!
*squeals* Rob, please! We’re in public! C’mon, babe! Stop teasing me! Please, let’s go home!
What’s gotten into you? Okay, whatever it is, let’s explore it in private! 
And, I never knew I could turn tomato red from so much blushing… I must be as red as those fire hydrant valves! And, it’s totally your fault!
Photo Credits
All Photos Courtesy of Just Jared Jr.
Credit: Jose Perez; Photos: SplashNewsOnline, JDH/WENN
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
No Idea To be honest, I have no idea what the heck Robert Pattinson is doing in these pictures. Dancing sexily could be one way to put it. LOL
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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July 11th, 2009 at 6:47 am
Oh my goodness Lorna, I’m almost embarrassed looking at these pictures!
. I really shouldn’t be drinking while surfing your site. I’m always spilling something on my laptop when I read one of your chats!
July 11th, 2009 at 6:52 am
I know! Aren’t they hilarious and embarrassing at the same time?
July 11th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Well, hey, didn’t I read somewhere that Rob is supposed to get the Vanity Fair cover? Maybe them thar are the photos! ‘Cause it looks like he’s POSING.
(Yeah, I’m joking.)
July 11th, 2009 at 9:26 am
YES, embarrassing and hilarious! He does look like he’s posing and honestly he kind of looks like a homeless man in these pictures:-(. LOL. I’m just sayin, I love the man, just sayin. Looks like he got beat up too (for the movie I suppose).
July 11th, 2009 at 9:38 am
agree: embarrasing and hilarious haha
rob looks so funny! i will love to know what is he doing and if it’s part of the movie or what.
OMG it was hot, I think I blushed while reading
his face is priceless
July 11th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Maybe hes doing the sexy fire hydrant dance, because he jus learned he got Kristen Stewart pregnant! LOL jk
July 11th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Told you what my thoughts about it last night…I’m thinking something naughty so I’d rather shut my mouth. Hahaha!
July 12th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Lorna, now I see what your were telling Chi and me! Yes, Rob, you’re sexy as it is, no need to prove with such moves, LOL
Chi, you’re bad! I can’t take away your thoughts and “word” about this on my mind. hahaha