ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson Continues Working Out After New Moon

A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart on Italian New Moon Set - 26 May 2009
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Rob, baby, have I told you how hot you looked saving Kristen in that Volturi scene in Italy? With all your muscles rippling to spring into action, ready to haul her away from danger? Ooohhh…

With the New Moon shooting a wrap, does that also mean an end to your workouts? Not that I’ll like you any less if you become flabby, baby, but, I was thinking that it would be less troublesome for you if you continued working out.

Why? Well, did you notice that you didn’t have any injury during the New Moon shoot? You were strong enough to do everything that was required of you, from swimming underwater to catching Kristen over and over. This time around, you didn’t pull your groin muscle, or anything embarrassing like that.

Well, I’m guessing that the most physical thing that you’ll have to do in Remember Me would be to run after the character of Emilie when she does something really “crazy” in her attempts to celebrate life.

But, you have to remember that Eclipse will start right after Remember Me, and, there’s going to be lots of fight scenes, and, if you start from scratch again, you might waste time…

And then, there’s Unbound Captives after Eclipse, where you probably have to go bare chested again and ride a horse. Uhm… You on top of a horse… Bare chested…

Uhm, did you know that Native Americans usually don’t have body hair? So they’re probably going to shave your chest hair.

Don’t worry, babe, I’ll always be around to lend a helping hand. From lathering on the shaving cream to helping you get shaved to massaging those hurts away after your workouts… ;-)

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…

The Advantages of Working Out Aside from aesthetics, I just thought that there are other advantages to working out, like increased physical efficiency and less bodily injury.

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3 Responses to “ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson Continues Working Out After New Moon”

  • Isabel Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Well I’m really loving the look of Rob’s body right now so I hope he keeps working out:-). He probably will, if he has to go bare-chested in one of the movies you mentioned. He’s got so many lined up, man he’s gonna be rolling in the dough!

  • Felicia Says:
    July 10th, 2009 at 12:26 am

    im sorry but these ”convos” are a bit sketchy if u ask me, i love twilight and all but this is pushing it a bit too far

  • Monica Says:
    November 21st, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    Omfg. After watching New Moon I hope he continues to work out because ERGH. His body was so weak compared to Taylor’s! :( I wanted Rob to look hot.

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