ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson Cereal
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Rob! At last, you’re awake! Oh yeah, good morning to you too! Sit right here and close your eyes, babe! Please, just close your eyes! I have a surprise for you!
And now, for breakfast, let me present the one and only cereal that will make you feel as if you’re part of The Twilight Saga! Tah-dah! You can open your eyes now!
Box Design by Kellogg’s and Summit Entertainment
Photo Uploaded from Crepúsculo Meyer
Yeah, yeah, I know. You find it strange to see your face on shirts and stuff, much less a cereal box! But, babe, can you imagine the TV commercial that will go with this?
Hey kids, eat a spoonful of cereal *puts a small spoonful of cereal inside mouth, crunches then swallows* and it will strong make you as strong as a werewolf like Jacob Black!
And, *repeats action* as sexy as a vampire like Edward Cullen!
And, *repeats action* it will make you smart like Bella Swan so that you can handle both a werewolf and a vampire! And… Eck! What are you doing? Showing me that it’s not nice to tease a vampire so early in the morning? But, aren’t you supposed to be sparkly and nice under the sun? Besides, technically, it’s really not morning anymore because it’s almost noon and…
Babe! Stop doing that! It’s broad daylight, babe! On a kitchen table? How will that work? Oh! Oh… Oooohh… 
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
Related Posts
ATwilightKiss Chats — The Touch of Robert Pattinson
ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson on a Furry Rug
ATwilightKiss Chats — The Love Muscle of Robert Pattinson
ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson Sparkles in the Dark
ATwilightKiss Chats — The Smoldering Stare of Robert Pattinson
October 19th, 2009 at 7:28 am
Ooooh…LOL
AWESOME!
On a kitchen table, in a car, in a bathtub….anywhere….EVERYWHERE!!!!!
October 19th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Agree with Ana Lisbeth
I wouldn’t care if it’s in public (lmao actually I would) if it’s with Rob! Lol and cereals now?! Was it last month that they did a Twilight birth control pill?