ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson Bares Clue on Chest Exposure

A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson on New Moon Set in Italy - 26 May 2009
Photo Courtesy of I’m Not Obsessed
Photo: INF

Oooh Rob, baby, showing quite a bit of skin, aren’t we? But, wait, why is it all pale? I know your skin coloring is relatively fair, but isn’t it whitish than usual?

I remember just a couple of days ago that you had more color. I know the pic below was taken indoors so you’re quite tanned looking here, but still, you know what I mean…

Robert Pattinson in Montepulciano Italy - May 2009
Photo Courtesy of mrpattinson.com

Oh! Oh! Oh! You’re shooting for New Moon! And the makeup artists put the Edward Cullen foundation all over your CHEST!

Wait, all over? ALL OVER?!? *squee*

CHHHEEEESSSSTTT EXXXPPOOOOSSSSURRREEE GGAAAALLLOOOORREE!!! ;-) ;-) ;-)

Uhm, and, baby, I think it’s cute that you got all the buttons misaligned on your shirt. :-D

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

Makeup Foundation as a Clue Of course, we can’t tell yet how much chest exposure Robert Pattinson will be required to do for the Volterra scenes, but, the fact that they’re putting makeup on his chest means they expect the camera to catch some bared skin.

Once again, I know, this seems like an exercise in inanity, but, what the heck! I don’t mind seeing Rob’s chest!

Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers All the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…

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12 Responses to “ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson Bares Clue on Chest Exposure”

  • Rosie Says:

    he is sooooo hotttt!!! YUMMY :)

  • CF Says:

    The sun must be hot hot hot which washes out color. He is suppose to be pale for movie but I think he is closer to the indoor color. Sun hot like it must be just washes color out. Poor Baby.

  • Irene Says:

    Don’t forget the family crest on his wrist! (x

  • Isabel Says:

    Thanks for making me smile! I had a bad day and this made me giggle. :-) He is hot and I can’t wait to see more skin. It’s so weird, I really don’t like pale-looking skin, I like guys to look tan. Robert is an exception for me, he makes pale skin look absolutely beautiful!

    I had to look again at the 1st picture, wow yeah that’s really cute about the misaligned shirt. I wish I was there so I could fix it for him. :-)

  • Jime Says:

    omg lorna u rock! u always think about everything :)
    love your blog

    I almost faint with these picture!
    robert is so handsome and perfect

  • twilight Says:

    You’re welcome, Isabel! And, fyi, your comment inspired ATwilightKiss Chat entry.

    And, Jime, thanks! Nitpicking on the possibilities of certain details is just a lot of fun for me! :-)

  • toebildonk Says:

    aww Lorna.. I saw the button too.. but I don’t know the word in English until I read your blog.. misaligned… mmm I think I have a little bit Lorna’s eyes now… :D
    anyway.. he’s getting more and more sexier these days… yummy…

  • Unhinged Says:

    PERFECT!

    It’s my bedtime. Off I go, off I go to have sweet dreams.

  • mayhemonte Says:

    Robert Pattinson.
    He knows exactly what would made women hearts melt.
    And why do I feel sad inside for him?

  • mawch Says:

    hey lorna..i’m from manila philippines too..great job by the way..

  • joanna Says:

    *shakes head* my heart is doing back flips ate lorna!!!!! i think im gonna hyperventilate or faint *thud* off to bed to dream SWEEEEEEEEEEEET dreams =)

  • love ya Says:

    i luv u so much u hottie. kiss me [love] me

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