ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson and the Maid (Part 2)
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A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
To read Part 1 of ATwilightKiss Chats — Robert Pattinson and the Maid, please click here.
Good evening, master. How was your day, sir? I hope everything went well. Will you be requiring my assistance in any way, sir? Oh! Follow you into your bedroom? But sir! That would be quite inappropriate, I believe. Even scandalous! My reputation will be in shreds! I’m a good girl, sir, I am!
I will be well rewarded? With a large endowment? With a long member? A pleasure filled encounter? Oh, you are tempting me greatly, master.
Oh, you like me calling you master? Well, you are master of the house. That is rightly your title.
I don’t understand when you say you’re taking advantage of your position. Oh! You’re commanding me to go into your bedroom? Not requesting. Not asking.
Very forceful of you. How can I refuse? Very well, master. Oh! You do know how to sweep a girl off her feet! Master, I’m afraid I must insist. As a gentleman, I will hold you to your word. You did promise a pleasure filled encounter… 
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Bel Ami Robert Pattinson is currently shooting period film Bel Ami in England with “Academy Award nominated actresses Uma Thurman and Kristen Scott Thomas.”
Role Playing I hope it’s clear to everyone that this is FANTASY ROLE PLAYING, and, should not, in any way, be mistaken as acceptable behavior in a real situation, except between two consenting adults.
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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February 14th, 2010 at 5:58 am
Well Lorna…I enjoyed this…=D
I love the diaries, that is like what I like the most of the site, well along with other things..
But thank u so much for writtin that one.
Im soo lookin forward for this film, I saw the pictures and he looks amazin!!!
February 14th, 2010 at 10:12 am
Haha I can’t stop reading this! Good job, Lorna! Perhaps Lala will make yet another comment for you to get an idea off of?
February 14th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Oh Rob! I’ll be your willing servant/slave any day! This is my fantasy now, meaning no Kristen.
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@JoanJettRox: I think it’s more like Irene who give Lorna these ideas. Have you read some of her recent comments? Naughty, naughty!
February 14th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Oh Rob! I’ll be your willing servant/slave any day! This is my fantasy now, meaning no Kristen.
) Well, now wonder Kristen is always satisfied because of Rob’s “large endowment & long member”. *wink wink* Lol I’ll be waiting Master Rob 
@JoanJettRox: I think it’s more like Irene who give Lorna these ideas. Have you read some of her recent comments? Naughty, naughty!
February 15th, 2010 at 2:08 am
hi lorna, did you see the latest pictures of rob and kristen from eclipse http://community.livejournal.com/kstewartfans/1627939.html, can you please make a diary of these ROBSTEN new pix.
February 15th, 2010 at 3:18 am
@Lala – Haha oh yeah just read a few of Irene’s comments throughout the site. I think I’m scarred forever
February 17th, 2010 at 10:37 am
love it. I almost can hear the sound of a whip XD I dont know why