ATwilightKiss Chats — Not Dreaming of Robert Pattinson
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Babe, you’re home! I’m really really sorry, but, I did something really bad. Really bad. Don’t get mad, okay? Okay, here goes. I cheated on you. Well, not really. Sorta cheated. What do you mean it’s one or the other? Calm down.
I was pretty tired, so I took a nap. And then I had this incredible dream. Someone was kissing and touching me all over. And it felt so good. But while we were kissing, I realized it wasn’t you!
Who was it? Does it matter? Okay, I was reading People Magazine before I napped. So it was the Sexiest Man Alive. You know. Johnny Depp, okay?
Why are you laughing? What do you mean it’s normal? It’s okay with you that I was doing it with somebody else? What kind of boyfriend are you? Stop laughing! Dammit! Here I am feeling guilty and all, and you’re laughing at me!
As long as it’s in dreams only? You mean I can have dreams about kissing, touching, caressing, biting… Eck! I was just teasing!
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
You’ve just had the hottest dream about getting it on with Rob Pattinson. The only problem is, you’re happily attached! Antonio Zedra, a psychologist from the University of Montreal, says we subconsciously feel like we know our favorite stars, which can lead to intimate dreams about them. So next time you dream about sex with a celeb, enjoy! It’s normal. Really.
Source: Cleo Magazine December 2009 Issue (Thanks to Fitness First OUB Centre for having the magazine available for its members.)
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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December 8th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
That hasn’t happened to me. Ever. So in other words, I’m a virgin in my dreams. Lol
That was very hawt and informative Lorna. Lmao I really love reading your chats and diaries.
December 8th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
hey guys sorry this is off topic but this is important i think
Robert Pattinson Wants To Be A Young Dad! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSULHbO0edc at 1:34 the Q:’ How’d you spend your 30s?’ and the answer is ‘i’d quite like to be a young dad’ so cuuuuttttteeeee. check it out. and thanks Lorna 
December 8th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
@ al:
oh that´s soooo cuteeee…. <3 <3
we all know who will be the mother of his childrens… KRISTEN <3 <3 and he knows it, too!!
that´s why he want to be a young dad… having children with the prettiest girl on the planet and being married to her <3
December 9th, 2009 at 10:53 am
I’ve had dreams of Rob many times. I think as many as my sadistic professor who gives us mountains of papers to write. It usually happens whenever I think of Rob for about 30min before I doze. Funny, because before Rob, I always dream of Johnny, the Edward Scissor Hand Johnny.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
omg johnny! he’s in the top of my list with rob!!!
love them to death.
mmm i’ve had some interesting dreams with rob haha.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
OMG. Lorna. I read this in the morning yesterday but last night I had a dream about Taylor Lautner! Talk about dreaming about the WRONG guy! And ironic ‘coz in my dream I was inlove with him! Eeeek! I wonder what that means?
Lol I just wanted to share this ‘coz the theory kinda work but on the WRONG guy!
December 9th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Lala, at least you’re not a “virgin” anymore…
saphemyst, whether it’s Rob or Johnny, that will be hot!
December 10th, 2009 at 8:58 am
I haven’t dreamed about having sex with Rob … yet. *wink wink* BUT, I have dreamed about seeing Rob and Kristen making out. No joke. And I remember being so ecstatic when I woke up. Hahaha.
December 10th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Good point Lorna! Lol but it would have been better if it’s Rob and not Taylor.
@Irene: That must have been a very hot dream. Lol R/K making out? Wow. What were you thinking about before you sleep?
December 10th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Johnny Depp, makes my heart sing. Too bloody bad he is married and fathering.