ATwilightKiss Chats — Muscle Man Robert Pattinson
Photo Courtesy of West Australian Magazine
Photo: Stewart Shining
Photo Edited by and Uploaded from Thinking of Rob
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Hey babe! Can you please open this bottle for me? Thanks. And, can you please pull this out for me? It seems to be stuck.
Now that I’m thinking about it, would you mind rearranging the stuff in the living room? Like, can you put the couch over there by the window? Maybe the table on the other side. Oh wait, I think it’s better over there. And that over there. And this one over here. Plus, the chair would fit better over there.
What do you mean it’s just the same? Okay, fine. Guilty as charged. I just wanted to see your muscles ripple and everything. *giggles* You want to workout your love muscle? Come over here, baby, and I’ll take care of it for you… 
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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October 26th, 2009 at 7:16 am
is this a real photo?
October 26th, 2009 at 8:23 am
i dont care if that picture isn´t real imlove robert
he´so damn hot!!!!
October 26th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Oh yeah, it’s a real pic alright! Rob had to get buff for the showdown between Edward and Victoria.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Oooh wow. He’s getting buff huh? Lucky Kristen. She gets to touch him and his muscles for free. I would pay a million bucks just to touch his now buff muscles and the abs…*drools*
October 26th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Sorry forgot to point out but that pic of Rob is how I imagine Edward would look like. Kristen’s personal Edward Cullen..along with the personality. Lucky her.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Hot, Lorna, hawt!!! U R Awesome… No! Be-Awesome… (sorry just watched “Bolt”…) Love you!!! And Robert!!!!!And Kristen!!!!!And Robsten!!!!!And Twilight!!!!!
October 26th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
now I became more jealous of Kristen..
Rob’s muscles…. he’s sure work out huh??
I heard Eclipse’s shoot already end… some of the actors have came back from Vancouver
yay ROBSTEN!!!
October 26th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
SO HOT
I CANT BELIEVE IT
GO TEAM EDWARD!
October 27th, 2009 at 7:24 am
During a recent viewing of Twilight, Twisted Larissa had the following conversation:
Boyfriend: Are you seriously watching this again?
Me: Shut up
Boyfriend: Why doesnt he just do her instead of flying across the room like a dumbass?
Me: He cant…its complicated…he loves her but the smell of her…
Boyfriend: Nevermind its gay. Plus he sparkles
Me: You wouldnt understand
Boyfriend: I understand that the fag wont just do her, she obviously wants it
Me: Ugh why cant you be more like Edward
Boyfriend: Edward? Is that the cute shirtless indian?
Me: Who’s gay now?
October 27th, 2009 at 7:49 am
wow … rob used to be cute … no he is hot !
October 27th, 2009 at 10:16 am
I’d love a bear hug, from arms like those…:D
If I were cryin or cold…..Robert Pattinson I Love You!
October 27th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
soooo hot! I almost died when i saw it!!
Rob gets better everyday!!
Those arms, omg!
..haha love that boyfriend/girlfriend conversation. I hate that guys dont get Edward’s behavior U.u
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:00 am
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January 1st, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Haha this is good. “I just wanted to see your muscles ripple and everything.” I would totally say that.