ATwilightKiss Chats — Kiss Eat Drink Robert Pattinson
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Oh Rob, baby, look at that! There are New Moon party supplies available already! Like, you can have a New Moon party with New Moon invites, plates, cups and napkins! So cute!
Can you imagine, like, a slice of chocolate cake on a plate with the Edward Cullen face on it? A soft cut with the fork, the lift of a morsel of moist cake, the tender nibbling on a small piece, and, if they’re chocoholics, they might even lick the chocolate right off the plate! *giggles*
Uhm, and then, they can have a drink in those cool Edward Cullen cups. Wine in a cup! They can drink to you, like in a faux toast or something.
And, of course, they have to hold on to their cups for, like, forever, because they have to take sips, savoring the robust flavor, inhaling the bouquet, you know…
And, they have to wipe their lips with an Edward Cullen napkin while they’re eating and drinking! And, you know what they’ll do? They’ll probably make sure your Edward Cullen lips are against theirs so they can pretend they’re kissing you! *giggles harder*
And, if the party’s outdoors, and it’s super hot, and their sweat is just trickling down, well, the napkin will really come in handy then to wipe their brow, cheeks, neck, chest…
Ow! Why are you pulling my arm? Where are we going, baby? Back to the hotel room? Whatever for? We just got here! 
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
New Moon Party Supplies MTV has a report on the New Moon merchandise, which includes party supplies. For the pic, please click here.
Thanks to BAE for the heads up.
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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July 26th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
the pic looks demorphed XD but still sexy
July 26th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
LOL…JUST made my day!
July 26th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Wow, I’m looking forward to seeing these merchandise! My DD is gonna turn two soon and hmm, maybe instead of her princess theme, I could do New Moon instead! LOL. You got that right I’ll be hanging onto those cups for a long time, hmmm! And the paper plate can probably be framed
July 26th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
napkins with rob…. hehe…
July 26th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Haha…I’m so gonna buy all of things with robward on them..
July 27th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Actually, when I saw the plates and cups I immediately thought of DD. I so much wanted to give them to her as a gift. And I think that she would love to use them everyday, not for just a party.
July 27th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Lorna, that’s so true! She likes to play tea with her dolls and with her playmates (all my friend’s kids are toddler boys, haha), they can use it. I’m sure she’d use them everyday til they fall apart
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