ATwilightKiss Chats — Hugging Robert Pattinson vs Lying on Edward Cullen
WARNING: This post contains language that you may find offensive. Please use your own discretion.
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
What the f—k was your freakin’ bodyguard doing just standing there, Rob? You’d better warn him that he’d better not come near me or I’m gonna smack him silly when I get there! How come fans in New York City always get too near that they get to hug and possibly choke you to death? So what the f—k was he doing, huh?
Photo Courtesy of RadarOnline.com
Photo: Splash News
What am I doing?!? Stop trying to distract me, baby! I’m gonna do something really bad to that bodyguard of yours! What?!? You wanna do something bad to my body? You are not going to distract me just like that! Ohhhh…. Like what, babe?
Yeah, I am. How did you know? Yeah, I’m lying on top of my Edward Cullen blankie. Oh yeah, baby! I’m gonna be on top of you in a snap! When I get there, baby, do you think we can snuggle? Like with me on top of you? As long as I want? Oh yeah, I’d really like that, baby… Mmmm… Talk to me some more… Gimme more of that dirty talk… Uh-huh… 
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Robert Pattinson at the JFK Airport in New York City RadarOnline.com reports that New Moon vampire Robert Pattinson arrived at the JFK Airport in New York City on 27 July 2009, where he was met by a hug from an overzealous fan. To view the video and photos, please click here.
The Twilight Saga Fan at the 2009 San Diego Comic Con A fan was photographed sprawled on top of what, I believe, is an Edward Cullen blanket? Uhm, do you have one?
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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July 28th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
and here we are again…the rule of “personal space” never seem to mean anything to some fans. i think if i ever see him i’ll just freeze on the spot LOL.
July 28th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Hi Lorna, yes I have that blanket! LOL. It’s Edward and Bella pictured in the blanket. Actually it’s DD’s blanket, she sleeps with it.
That’s so unfair! Arghhh! And that woman doesn’t look like a teen or something. Look at the purse! No shame whatsoever! And Poor Rob, look at his face, he looks repulsed, haha.
July 28th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Poor Rob
July 29th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Ehm, poor Rob.
Gosh! Give him some space!
July 29th, 2009 at 12:13 am
I want that blanket.
Omg the dirty talk haha, love it!
“You wanna do something bad to my body? You are not going to distract me just like that! Ohhhh…” :lust:
his face, poor rob
But he’s so polite as always
[don't like] his bodyguard.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:48 am
Rob is so beautiful we all know that..but please to all rob’s fans, can we please just admire his beauty from distant…please respect rob…he’s so precious to us all !!!
July 29th, 2009 at 2:52 am
lmao holy crap. will people PLEASE stop trying to s—ually assault rob!? i mean come on, we all know how gorgeous he is, but that’s taking it a little too far. if i saw rob i’m pretty sure i’d just have a heart attack and drop dead. LOL
July 29th, 2009 at 3:10 am
If I meet Rob I’ll know it’s either a dream or I died and went to Heaven .. LOL .. I’m Sure that If I actually as in , in reality see him ..I’ll keep my distance for his sake .. COme on People he’s Paranoid .. you could kill me If you keep doing that .. How would you feel if someone did that to you ? Poor Rob ..
July 29th, 2009 at 8:15 am
Whoa, Lorna! Thanks! Poor Rob… I think there is only one person that can successfully assault him… And he’ll enjoy it… Kristen…
Cool Blanket! Awesome T-Shirt…
Thanks again!
July 30th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
girl is lucky her front can’t be seen coz if she worked for me; i’d fire her. psycho much? quit invading people’s spaces.
yes, i am a haptephobe