ATwilightKiss Chats — Happy Birthday Rob!

Robert Pattinson at the 2009 Oscars
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A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

Rob! Rob! ROB! Baby, please look up! There you go! Happy Birthday! When you get home tonight, I’m going to… (screams from the 2009 Oscars bleachers drown it out)

I SAID, WHEN YOU COME HOME TONIGHT I’M GOING TO… (screams from the 2009 Oscars bleachers drown it out but Rob hears it)

Oh, you like that? Uhm… Yeah, me too, baby… Me too… Can’t wait for tonight…

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

The Birthday of Robert Pattinson I live in Asia so it’s already 13 May 2009 here — Rob’s birthday!

Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things… And be the one to fill in the last part… Use your sexy imagination…

From ATwilightKiss Diaries to ATwilightKiss Chats I’ve decided to change the category title from Diaries to Chats since I’ve noticed that most of the previous entries are basically chats or conversations with Rob really.

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30 Responses to “ATwilightKiss Chats — Happy Birthday Rob!”

  • Isabel Says:

    You naughty girl! :-) I like the idea of drowning out some of the words! Haha!
    Hey Rob, we almost had the same birthday, mine was yesterday, the 11th of May! Happy 23rd birthday Robert!

  • CF Says:

    Yeah Rob….where ever you are…and with all the cast that wants to wish you a Happy Birthday party I wish you a sweet time with Kristen

    ( Now NR says she is going to Italy… give a it a rest….)

  • twilight Says:

    Oh, Happy Birthday, Isabel! I hope you had a great time on your special day! :-)

  • Isabel Says:

    Thanks! Yes I did have a wonderful birthday!

  • Rain88ph Says:

    Happy Birthday Rob!! Belated Happy Birthday Isabel dear =)

  • Antonia Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!!!!!

  • Chi Says:

    Happy Birthday Boyfriend! Now that you know we’re so On – I’m afraid you’ll say “Oh really…we’re so On? I didn’t know that…Ok, goodbye for good, you delusional Chi! Hahaha

    Isabel, Happy belated Birthday to you sistah!

  • joanna Says:

    happy birthday rob!!!!
    i hope you have a good time today!
    and have some quality time with kristen, esp. in Italy [even if NR is there...i know u would have fun with kristen =)]

  • noela Says:

    Happy Birthday Rob!
    May have get a very very nice surprise for your birthday— a very nice birthday gift.

  • Vic01 Says:

    If you don’t mind I wish you a happy birthday in three languages I speak. :-)

    Happy Birthday!
    Buon compleanno!
    Boldog szülinapot!

    :-)

  • spunkransom Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB! you know we all love you! and belated to isabel :)

  • CB Says:

    Happy birthday Rob!!!

  • twilight Says:

    Oh that’s a great idea, Vic01!

    Happy Birthday!
    Maligayang kaarawan! (Filipino)
    Feliz cumpleaños! (Spanish)

    I don’t speak Spanish though. I just know the phrase.

  • Alexx Says:

    Happy Birthday Rob ilu :D <3

  • al Says:

    Oh me too, me too i would like to say happyB Line in 2 languages
    Happy Birthday Robert!!
    Selamat Ulang Tahun, Robert! (in indonesia)
    oh and to our friend too,
    happy Birthday Isabel!
    Selamat ulang tahun isabel!
    Hahaha wish you all the best!!

  • Liela Says:

    Oh My ROB !
    I love this GIF .. So CUUUUTE when he smiles !!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB Sweetheart <3 ..May you have many More !!
    And Happy Birthday Isabel ! Wow you almost have the same D.O.B <3

  • twilight Says:

    Hey Al. That’s interesting. The roots of our languages are coming out…

    Indo = Fil = English trans.

    Selamat = Salamat = Thank you
    Ulang = Ulan = Rain
    Tahun = Taon = Years

    Coolness… We can say something like, “May years flow in your life like rain has done for Mother Earth for thousands of years…”

    In Star Trek terms, “Live long and prosper.” Haha! :-D

  • ushba virk Says:

    HEY ROB
    WISHING U A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
    HAPPINESS AS LIGHT AS AIR,LOVE AS DEEP AS OCEAN,FRIEND AS SOLID AS DIAMONDS AND SUCCESS AS BRIGHT AS GOLD,THERE ARE MY WISHES FOR YOU TODAY AND EVERYDAY.GOD BLESS U

  • Alexia Janaris(robertdupearansom fan!) Says:

    Dearest Rob…
    You are one of the most enigmatic and charismatic people I have ever seen. I sooooooo love you !!! I’ll wish you a happy birthday in 4 languages, from all the rpattz/bdupea/sransom fans here:
    Herzlichen Glueckwunsch zum Geburtstag!
    Buon compleanno!
    Maligayang kaarawan!
    Feliz cumpleaños!
    Bon anniversaire!
    Selamat Ulang Tahun, Robert!and not to forget,
    May you have the best birthday till date anbd enjoy shooting new moon(pardon if I get the dates wrong!) with all your co stars,
    With all the luck an inhumanely beautiful person like you could have times infinity,
    Love,
    Alexia Janaris(Pseudonym)

  • al Says:

    Yeah! Hahahahaha!

  • liana Says:

    Happy birthday to the most talented,sweet and funny boy of the world!Wish you the best,Rob!Health,true love and a great career!You worth it!Kisses!

  • Reneesme Says:

    Im in australia so its 13th of May already so I would like to wish a HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO rOB in english then in (Samoan)
    “Ia Manuia lou Aso fanau Ropeti” Ropeti means robert in my language. May everything in your life be ever more blessed . Quote “Before you my life was a moonless night” I hope for every happiness to come your way. Dont party to hard lol

  • mayaaa Says:

    Onnea syntymäpäivän johdosta!
    That means happy birthday in Finnish :)

    One question, will the honeymoon thing be up later today? :)

  • twilight Says:

    Mayaa, honestly, I thought the muses would have struck by now, but, they have not. :-(

    If just in case they still don’t by the end of the day, the KS diary entry might end up becoming a belated happy birthday present.

    Thanks for remembering… :-)

  • Lexi Says:

    Happy Birthday Rob!!!!!!!
    I LOVE You!!!!!!!

  • dua Says:

    hey rob happi birthday!!!! haff loadzz of fun LUV u!!!!!!!

  • Isabel Says:

    I didn’t want to respond because I didn’t want to take away the spotlight on Rob’s birthday. But thanks for those belated happy birthday wishes to me!

  • Lexi Says:

    Hi Isabel I really don’t know you but I still wanted to Say Happy Belated Birthday!

  • pingkan Says:

    SELAMAT ULANG TAHUN ROB!!!
    semoga selalu sehat,ganteng,sukses,bahagia,dapet jodoh!
    pokoknya wish you all the best!
    love you

  • dha Says:

    we have the same birthday? odd. :)

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