ATwilightKiss Chats — Get Out of the Rain Robert Pattinson
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A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
Hey babe, I’m in the kitchen. I’m so glad you’re home. I’ve been so worried about you with the sudden downpour and all…
OMG! You are SO WET! It looks like you got caught in the rain! No? Then how did you get wet? Don’t tell me you deliberately got wet? Sorta? What do you mean? You walked in the rain?!? Are you insane?!? You’re gonna get sick!!!
There! See! You just sneezed! And again! That just proves me right! Get out of those wet clothes right now! Hurry! Before the cold really sets in and you get the flu or something! C’mon! Do it while we’re going to the bathroom!
You’re shivering! Oh no! Your hands are shaking! Can you get your jeans off? Let me do it. Oops. Sorry, babe. I yanked too hard.
C’mon! Get under the shower right now! Okay, I’ll just prepare some soup and… Aaahhh! Rob, what are you doing? What the heck did you do that for? Now, I’m getting wet! You need heat? That’s what the hot shower is for, you dummy.
Oh, you read somewhere that body heat is the most effective way to warm up somebody? Uh-huh. Right. Well, you just can’t be too sure then. Let me get out of these clothes right now. 
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Thanks This post was inspired by a comment from Melissa in Missouri. While I had visions of Gene Kelly Singin’ in the Rain, her thoughts went to a more practical, and hence, naughtier direction.
I’m just picturing the inevitable undressing he will have to do when he gets back to the hotel.
Body Heat for Warmth By the way, the Eclipse detail of the skin to skin method as the most effective means of transferring heat is a medical fact.
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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September 21st, 2009 at 1:23 am
you know…. when i saw the twtter post… i was like, omg! shes gonna do a chat about the rain thing— im NOT 3he only one thinking it!!! but seems it was my gutter thoughs that inspired it!!! i love it!! thanks lorna!!
September 21st, 2009 at 1:23 am
HAHAHAHA
i wish i was tha one too take off those wet clothes……!!
September 21st, 2009 at 1:33 am
abosoloutley fabulous as always
September 21st, 2009 at 1:33 am
You’re welcome, Melissa in Missouri! Gutter thoughts can be good indeed…
Thanks so much, ally!
That’s great, Jazzzz! That’s what the post hopes to do!
September 21st, 2009 at 2:05 am
Haha, [Melissa in Missouri], I like your thought pattern!
Wet Rob = hot Rob!
September 21st, 2009 at 3:10 am
Today was one of the worst days of my life.. and this made my day!
Thx dear Lorna!
September 21st, 2009 at 12:44 pm
that made my night!!!!! XD!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! that was awsome….. meeee…. picturing him in the shower…..OMG its hot in here or its just me? XD……. Youre not the only one for sure Melissa! XD
September 21st, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I’m gonna need a cold shower after reading this. Lorna you are awesome! C’mon Rob, let’s go in the shower.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:23 am
Aww…just like “Forks” Washington…