ATwilightKiss Chats — Drink Me Robert Pattinson

A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

Will you hold me firmly but gently in your hand?
Will you lift me slowly to your lips?
Will you let your warm breath caress me?
Will you lower you head towards me with anticipation?
Will you inhale my scent with keen appreciation?

Robert Pattinson at the Crestwood stop of the Metro North Railroad Harlem Line in Yonkers New York - 29 June 2009

Will you tease me by withholding your lips?
Will you entice me by grazing your lips against me?
Will you let my excitement mount with your proximity?
Will you tempt me into scalding intimacy?
Will you torture me with possibilities?
Will you torment me with fantasies?
Before engulfing me in gulps
That empty yet fill me…

Robert Pattinson at the Crestwood stop of the Metro North Railroad Harlem Line in Yonkers New York - 29 June 2009

Babe. Babe. Babe! Sorry. I know you need your morning cup of coffee, but, uhm… Can you please put the cup down? Please, babe. I can’t stand the torture anymore. What torture? Just take my word for it, babe, you are torturing me. Pleasurable torture, but, torture nevertheless.

Thanks, babe. ;)

Robert Pattinson at the Crestwood stop of the Metro North Railroad Harlem Line in Yonkers New York - 29 June 2009

Photo Credits

All photos courtesy of Just Jared
Photos: INFdaily

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

Thanks This post was inspired by Gozde of ROBsessed

“I never wanted to be a coffee cup top this much in my life.”

I expanded her comment to include the coffee cup and the coffee itself.

Alice in Wonderland The “Drink Me’ phrase is a reference to Alice in Wonderland

Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…

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6 Responses to “ATwilightKiss Chats — Drink Me Robert Pattinson”

  • Alexx Says:

    how i wish i was that coffee too … *sighs* :) x

  • switzerland Says:

    nice lorna, everything you can come out with extra ordinary and yet its amazing, i think a lot of twilight fans wish to be the coffee cup or the coffee…eventhough its scoulding hot…hehehe

  • Liela Says:

    I want to be that Cup of Coffee !!!
    Wow I never thought I’d ever say that ..What else am I gonna say next ? I want to be His Ray-Bans? I sure hope none of me friends find my comments here .. Rob You drive me Crazy ! And you too LOrna You’re his accomplice ;)

  • Jime Says:

    haha so funny. He’s so sexy that it almost hurts haha :) Love rob

  • Isabel Says:

    Oh my goodness! I’m gonna be good today and keep my comments PG-13! I wish I was the cup of coffee….that post sounds like he’s making love to it!

  • alba gutierrez Says:

    hey lorna;
    my hands hurt,because i was writing your prosa [Will You please??]oo i love poetry,yours is really hot but beautiful because mostly you are talking about the hands.[oh yeah and a'm fellin good]jajaj thanks and please more.

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