A Twilight Kiss

A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart

Rob, baby, you do know that they’re going to ask you at some point if you’re willing to strip and be almost nude for some lay out, right? Well, may I suggest a concept? Of course, I know you don’t want to make it look cheesy.

So I saw this picture of Bar Refaeli, you know, that Sports Illustrated model who’s gonna be on the Esquire magazine cover, and, guess what? She’s covered in words by Stephen King!

And that set me to thinking. You love books. You love reading. You write lyrics. You’re a musician and an actor. You appreciate words.

You can do a version of it, but, to make it more fun for you, you can make it really edgy by using really rad words like kill or devil.

And, it’s so perfect, because Midnight Sun has all those words, and, since you’re playing Edward Cullen, it just comes together, right?

I was imagining, like, you could alternately look really intense or violent or murderous or insane or agonized or anguished or vulnerable, and, it could start in front with this:

I was a predator. She was my prey.

I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I’d smelled in eighty years.

I would have to kill her.

Then continue towards the side.

Destroy evidence. Collateral damage.

And then go towards the back, all the way down to your buttocks and thighs.

My eyes would glow red as a devil’s.

The monster waited anxiously, hungrily, for me to do it.

I hated this frail woman-child beside me.

You love it?!? But oh, how would Stephenie Meyer feel about her work written on your chest, biceps, back, thighs and buttocks?

Wait a minute, did I just say buttocks? Uhm… Your cheeks on display… Maybe you could just tease a little bit with a side view… We don’t want the ladies to swoon and faint…

I, on the other hand, am made of sterner stuff. I promise not to swoon or faint. I promise to do other things instead…

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…

Bar Refaeli on the July 2009 cover of Esquire Magazine The Bar Refaeli Esquire Magazine cover that I referred to is real, and what inspired me to write this post.

But, I’m not too sure how Stephenie Meyer would feel about her work written on the body of Robert Pattinson. Nevertheless, even if she says no, it would be nice to imagine…

Photo Credits

Robert Pattinson Photos Courtesy of Socialite Life
Photo Credit: Splash News Online
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Bar Refaeli Photo Courtesy of Esquire Magazine
Photo: James White/Esquire
Photo Uploaded from Just Jared

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