ATwilightKiss Chats — Arresting Robert Pattinson
WARNING: This chat is sexier than usual with some naughty action thrown in between the spoken lines. You may find it offensive. Please use your own discretion.
A Fictitious Sexy Chat between Robert Pattinson and ATwilightKiss Readers In An Alternate Universe Where He’s Not In Love with Kristen Stewart
*shoving and pinning Robert Pattinson against the police car* “Are you actually trying to resist arrest, Mr. Pattinson? Hold still or I’ll have to get rough with you.” *spanks bottom lightly*
“Good. Much better. Thank you for your cooperation.
“Now, Mr. Pattinson, we have to search your body for concealed weapons.
“You have the right to remain silent.” *tiptoes to nip ear while running hands over chest*
“Anything you say…” *runs hands down lower while nibbling on neck*
“…can and will be used against you…” *runs hands down MUCH lower while biting his upper back through his shirt*
“Why, Mr. Pattinson, I do believe you have a concealed weapon. A BIG ONE.
“Down! Spread those legs! Wider!”
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“What are you doing?!? Let me go! I will charge you with assaulting an officer! Ohhh… That is so… Uhmm… Unfair… You know I can’t resist anything when you’re kissing me like that. Mmmm…
“I believe I’ll charge you with another offense. Bribing an officer with kisses and inappropriate touching…
“And, baby, you’re really getting a biggie down there. How about I arrest you now and lock you up? I can be both the judge and jailer.
“I sentence you to be imprisoned indefinitely in my bedroom, handcuffed to the bedpost, with no chance for parole whatsoever… Except for your sentence to be changed to home arrest so that we can do it in any part of the house… The kitchen table, the rug in the living room, the back yard…
“Oh yeah, baby, I can tell you like that…” 
Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes
Thanks This post was inspired by an earlier comment from ATwilightKiss reader BellaCullen
If only Robert was a cop so he can handcuff me, serve my Miranda rights, and PAT myself down for a concealed weapon. Emphasis on the PATTING part.
Or the role could be reversed! I am the cop and I PAT him down, and we all know that he is definitely packing a HUGE concealed weapon! No explanation needed there. Haha…I crack myself up!
As soon as I saw the police scenes being shot for Remember Me, I just had to take advantage of the pics. Thanks, Rob!
And, if you want to read the male counterpart, wherein Robert Pattinson is the arresting officer:
ATwilightKiss Chats — Getting Arrested by Robert Pattinson
Dedicated to ATwilightKiss Readers Once again, all the imaginary conversations with Robert Pattinson in this category are dedicated to the ATwilightKiss readers, so enjoy yourself. Imagine you’re the one saying all these things…
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June 26th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
OMG ..I think I’m dying..
June 26th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Urm… I hope from laughter…
June 26th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Yeah .. Laughter and something else ..
June 26th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
ohhhhh my god!!!!!
i’m in shock!
this is great!
i wish i was that ‘cop’!!!
June 26th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I won’t touch the something else with a ten foot pole… Bwahaha! Sorry, couldn’t resist…
Pr, great! You’re supposed to be the cop… Uhm, and every other ATK reader who wants to be one too…
June 26th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
No I want him to be the cop
June 26th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Oooohhhh… That is the alternative. Should I write another one? Haha! BellaCullen had the same idea…
June 26th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Oooohh(spills coffee on laptop)! Oh my gosh, I hope he’s the cop. If the cop is Rob Pattinson, I bet women will purposely drive reckless so they can get pulled over by him!
Yeah pls write another one! Make him be the police officer! OH and I love a man in a uniform, I think it’s sexy! Ok I better stop now, getting all hot and bothered by the hotness of Rob! Need to take a shower now!
June 26th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Lorna that was sooo kinky…show us some mercy!
June 26th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
i imagined kristen as the cop
btw this was really good,and super sexy!
June 28th, 2009 at 3:33 am
hahaha omg … maybe a being a cop its what i want to be , as long as rob is the bad guy … hahaha or any other hot actor out there …