A Haiku for the Elegant Butt of Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart on Italian New Moon Set - 26 May 2009
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Sensual elegant
Beautiful curves that draw sighs
Wonderment beheld

Lorna Lopez aka ATwilightKiss Notes

Haiku In simple terms, a haiku is a Japanese form of poetry that follows a 5,7,5 number of syllables per line meter. I’m sure there are subtleties with the art form that I have violated, so I would like to apologize and say that no offense was intended. :-)

Focus on the Butt The behinds of the two Twilight stars have been brought into focus with the shooting of the kissing scene on the New Moon set where we see the pants of Robert Pattinson riding dangerously low on his lean hips, and the jeans of Kristen Stewart straining to contain her beautiful curves as she does all her stunts, with the slamming onto Edward to prevent his suicide coming to mind.

However, I think we have already noted Kristen’s behind in the bedroom scenes of Bella and Edward where she wears form fitting underpants.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in the Twilight Bedroom Kissing Scene

And, one of the outfits that she has worn that takes advantage of her elegant spheres is the orange and black Herve Leger dress that she wore for the Adventureland LA premiere on 16 March 2009.

Kristen Stewart at Adventureland LA Premiere on 16 March 2009
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28 Responses to “A Haiku for the Elegant Butt of Kristen Stewart”

  • joanna Says:

    Kristen definitely has the curves in all the right places…..
    gotta be jealous of her …..

    She’s beautiful& gorgeous, smart, witty, b-tchy [love this trait!] and sexy…

    no wonder Rob fell in love with her!

  • Marianna Says:

    Kristen is gorgeous,i agree with joanna.She’s very thin but has curves in all the right places.The clothes she chooses hide this sexy body,come on girl put on this mini strapless dress again.Can’t blame Robert for being so touchy and grabby.

  • TeamEdward76 Says:

    Her Ass is so firm and rounded :D
    I’m so jealous …..
    I wonder does she train herself or it’s part of her natural born assets …

  • al Says:

    Her legs, her messy hair, her elegant face and the curves of her body make me so jealous! It’s so perfect. How can robert pattinson not in love with her? They’re most sexy couple alive!

  • joanna Says:

    I have to agree with al
    they are indeed the sexiest couple!!!!
    and maybe even the most romantic&& cutest in Hollywood..not only in Hollywood but the best couple i’ve ever seen

    more power to robsten <3

  • CF Says:

    She’s perfect for her. And that is pretty damn perfect.

  • Isabel Says:

    She does have a pretty toned butt. She’s skinny but not in a bad way. My favorite dress she wore was the one in Twilight, the one she wore for prom. I didn’t care for the strapless, butt-hugging one. Of course to a man, that wouldn’t matter :-) . Oh and I always like her in one of those skinny jeans that she always wears.

  • kaila whitlock Says:

    i would throw the laptop i am typing on out the window for curves like her, then again, i’m only 13 years old. life isn’t fair. i wanna have rob pattinson catch me after i slam into/tackle him.
    oh well XP // saweeef!

  • catheline1927 Says:

    i have developed a girl crush on kristen stewart. wahaha. :)

  • JustMe Says:

    I’m soooo jealous!!! She’s percectly thin, but not too much and she still has curves!!!And she has perfect skin, she’s not too tall or short and she’s very beautiful and talented!!World is sooo unfair!!!

  • mayhemonte Says:

    Hey, Lorna. Hi, everybody.

    Haha..’develop girl crush on KS’ that’s too cute Catheline1927.. XD.

    I think of all the hypes over Robert Pattinson. I think Kristen Stewart do deserves some appreciation as well, may it be on her acting skills or simply her well fit being.

    And for TeamEdward76
    “I wonder does she train herself or it’s part of her natural born assets”

    If you check her previous works/films especially from her teens, we’ll see that her body is actually REALLY, REALLY boyish, gangly and all, bony really..like I said ‘boyish’.
    Even her gait and the way she walks–is still tomboy.

    So what I think of this topic, are:

    1. I personally think she gained a considerable amount of weight shortly before Twilight (What Just Happened)and during Twilight: which is good for her I think, makes her more girlie, thus the ‘all the right curves’

    2. I honestly believe she doesn’t train. lol. Looks like she doesn’t have too much time for that. OR, she simply doesn’t care… XD.

    3. I think it’s her natural born. Like her skin.

    4. And woah.. Before I read this entry, that day they started to release the pics; I do think that particular pic (#1), is my favorite pic so far of the NM Reunion scene. I mean look at it, they look like two matching pieces of puzzle… (I’m thinking of Lego pieces, now. XD)

    Keep it up LL. :}

  • josie Says:

    OMG Lorna the first picture is sooooo HOT!!they’re sooo close together.. not sure if i’m allowed to say this here delete if you must but can’t help but wonder if Rob had an ahem.. LOL

  • twilight Says:

    Well, if he had an ahem he won’t be able to hide it because the general consensus is he’s not wearing any underpants. ;-)

    Kudos to his great control! I’m sure they had to do this numerous times for numerous camera angles.

    And, glad to see you were finally able to access the site. Welcome back! :-)

  • josie Says:

    OMG is he not! dayum! “kilig” wow the heat that these two generates! i feel so dirty haahahah love your posts! and yes i can finally access your site after 2 days! glad to be back!

  • renesme Says:

    She is indeed very sexy hehehe has anyone had a look at the “What it look like ” photo of rob and kristen mm on newmoonmovie.org apparently its a fanmade photo but I so wished it was true have a look and see what you think .. the photo looks so real lorna you should write about that photo..

  • twilight Says:

    link please. Thank you. :-)

  • renesme Says:

    newmoonmovie.org is that what you wanted sorry was just on it

  • renesme Says:

    sorry lorna if you havent found it its newmoonmovie.org choose the month of june 2009 and scroll down i think its the 5 photo after kelly clarkson video yeah I hoped that helped Im so not good at being detective lol

  • afterglow18 Says:

    Lorna, it’s a manip..
    http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/06/robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart-dating-what-it-would-look-like/

    people are getting much way better with photoshop..lol..

    catheline1927, i’m with you..i also kinda have a girl crush on Kristen haha..She’s amazing..

  • twilight Says:

    That was a superbly done manip! And mind_posted has an excellent eye for proportion! She chose two images wherein the sizes and distance from the camera of Rob and Kris are almost the same. Truly excellent! :-D

  • Isabel Says:

    Wow that picture is so cool! It looks so real! Gosh I was wish I was Kristen in the picture!

  • samae Says:

    wow that so pretty i love you robert so much and i love kristen to

  • india Says:

    hmmm…

  • agle Says:

    i wish jacob and bella were together.

  • dafenneee96 Says:

    Im sooooooooo jealuos!!! she’s perfect! she is skinny but not in a bad way…and she does have curves. I think robsten is te hottest couple in Hollywood. I wish I could catc up with rob but… im only 14 so its just a dream…:(

  • Ajay Says:

    Kristen is sooo… Sexy , just wish if i was in place of robert

  • Ron Says:

    That is one sexy curved butt Kristen has there!

  • nancy Says:

    dam her ass is huge n nice go kristen i love her n her ass.

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