3 Don’ts When Meeting Robert Pattinson
Ladies, I’m sure that there will be an opportunity for everyone to meet Robert Pattinson in the future. In the event that that happens, please do remember these don’ts:
Do NOT Put Robert Pattinson in a Head Lock Position Please do not clamp your arm around Rob’s neck, and then lock the hold by grabbing onto your hand. Although Rob will most probably be polite and not disentangle himself, please remember that this is a very unpleasant position to be in, and is magnified a thousand fold for someone who has paranoia about crowds. 
Picture by: R Chiang / Splash News
Do NOT Make Robert Pattinson Your Personal Trophy Please do not hang around Rob as if he were your personal trophy that you have won. I’m sure he would appreciate it if you can treat him with respect accorded to every human being.
Picture by: R Chiang / Splash News
Do NOT Rub Yourself All Over Robert Pattinson Although we do understand the undeniable physical appeal of Robert Pattinson, please do not take advantage of his good nature by making inappropriate physical contact.
Picture by: R Chiang / Splash News
I would like to thank the anonymous lady who demonstrated all these don’ts.
Thanks to ROBsessed for the heads up.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I don’t think I will have enough strength to do the 3 listed don’ts, but for sure, I have 3 things that I will do if I have a chance to meet him:
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1. Try to breath normally so I won’t swoon
2. Take a deep look at his perfect sculptured face, so I can nail it forever in my head
3. Say thank you because he’s been so nice and humble (this will be done, if I still have my breath with me
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
That’s funny. Please do remember to keep on breathing. You might be like Bella who sometimes forgets when Edward dazzles her.
Actually, the lady in question is a rarity, although I was very disturbed when she had him in that head lock. Rob was probably too shocked to react, plus, he’s a gentleman, so she had him at a total disadvantage. Poor Rob!
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I’ve seen some fan pictures and I swear, you’re right Lorna! The poor boy is too polite .. and some of the fans are really creepy!
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Here’s a couple more.
1. Do not run your fingers through Rob’s hair, no matter how tempting that is.
2. Do not ask Rob to pick you up and hold you like Bella for a photo-op. If so, you would deserve a “F*ck no” answer from Rob.
haha.
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:11 pm
OMG! I thought that he was friends with the lady that had him in a headlock! That’s so embarrassing and really creepy. I bet she won’t ever wash her arm, haha. Poor Robert! He is too polite. I bet a fan came up and kissed him he will just unwillingly go with it, haha. When(if) I meet him, I’ll probably start hyperventilating and maybe stop breathing all together. I’ll fall to pieces, he’s gonna have to pick me up and put me back together!
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Hahah. Don’t run your fingers through Rob’s hair!
Oh I thought of one, don’t start saying stuff like “I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore” or “You’re my own personal brand of heroin” to Rob! (Eyes rolling).
April 24th, 2009 at 2:00 am
Here’s mine: 1.I’ll stop and look at him about 1 minute. 2.Take a deep deep breath and Smell him hard even his 3meters away from me
April 24th, 2009 at 2:02 am
if i have chance! LOL…..
May 5th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Did you see how tall and big she is also??? geezz, my poor Robert –such a gentleman!
May 9th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I’ll probably just look deeply into his eyes and remember as possible as i can every contour of his angelic face so he’ll forever tattooed in my mind and even in my unconscious state. LOL
June 11th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
i love all the comments. i think it actually brought tears in my eyes. i honestly dont know how i would react if i ever do meet RP. I’d probably have a melt down and miss my chance. weird how he has this much reaction on women. but i will try to keep in mind that his just a person like us(yeah right). btw – love your site.
June 12th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Thanks, Pepper!
June 23rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
hahaha! nice! as if they’re close! *close as in relative, siblings! 3 dont’s..i will remember that.thanks.
June 29th, 2009 at 5:42 am
Poor guy! He’s just another human being and people are treating him like some piece of meat! Besides if Rob was to date someone it wouldn’t be someone screaming “I LOVE YOU” at him and tackling him when he’s out in public
July 8th, 2009 at 11:54 am
I would have to agree with you, yet she probably had a nervous breakdown like all of us would of had if we were her. She probably thought its a once in a lifetime chance, she wanted to make good use of it. So although i agree try not to put him in a headlock i think you cant blame her and everyone else here would of done the same thing. SORRY ROB BUT ITS TRUE!
LOVE YOU ROB!!!
September 18th, 2010 at 10:50 am
She’s a f—ing grenade! Poor rob, haha
December 8th, 2010 at 1:09 am
Hey my name is Courtlyn Wienkes.
I have a very sick cousin, Savannah Prince, who is turing 18 today. And is absolutely in love with Robert Pattinson. She wants to meet him so bad, her sickness is getting worse. She has a disease called MPS, which normally you would not live past the age of 15. And she is now 18. If there is any way I could get your help with her meeting him that would be AMAZING!
Thank you,
Courtlyn!
December 10th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Hello Courtlyn. May I sympathize with your efforts to bring joy to your cousin, who sounds amazing, by the way; but, I’m so sorry that I am in no way affiliated with Robert Pattinson or his management team. You may send a snail mail through these addresses: